Moses having a 40-year dry streak. PGP.

I’m still not sure if I have to work Friday or not. PGP.

Seeing something NSFW online and immediately going to your phone to look at it. PGP.

Those entry level marketing jobs that are clearly pyramid schemes are looking and better and better. PGP.

Having four dress shirts and two pairs of pants in the weekly rotation. PGP.

The amount of times I’ve heard “just wait until you have kids” is making me reconsider being a father. PGP.

My wife is my best friend. PGP.

“How long will my gchat stay green until my status goes idle?” PGP.

Tonight’s rebellion: staying up past 11. PGP.

My boss has been mass sending pictures of his kids out trick or treating to the entire department, all morning. PGP.