Comparing lunches with everyone else. PGP.

“You ready for the blizzard this weekend?”

Telling yourself everyday that you won’t drink after work, then you go to work and lose all self-control. PGP

I actually had to write something down on a piece of paper.

Dying a little bit inside every time I answer the “what was your dream job as a child” security question.

The supply closet hasn’t been restocked. PGP

Forgoing coffee to avoid conversation in the break room. PGP.

Found out the summer interns are going to make the same hourly rate I do. I’ve been here for 2 years.

“You Millennials just don’t get it, do you?”

Getting emails from your boss that has all the information stuffed in the subject line and the only thing in the body is “Thanks.”