I threatened a group of teenagers that I would get them kicked out of the movie, if they didn’t be quiet. PGP.

Mom and Dad sent me as the “family rep” to Easter dinner because they didn’t want to go. PGP.

Knowing what kind of a day it’s going to be based on that first trip to the bathroom

I got to sleep in til 6:30 today.

Taking a “survive and advance” approach to this work week.

I’ve been sick basically the entire time since I started working here. PGP.

Feeling old enough that I’m finally throwing in the towel and creating a PGP account.

I would be lying if I said I had any intention of doing any actual work today.

Coworker won’t stop talking about her daughter’s softball game last night and asking me for advice.