Judge Smails aspirations, Danny Noonan realities. PGP

Apparently none of my older coworkers are aware of the fact that their phone has a silent button. PGP.

My golf score is higher than my performance review score. PGP

“Oh, I see someone got a little sun this weekend.” PGP

Started a new job today. I’m impressed with both the quality of the restrooms and my proximity to the restrooms.

Having a silent freak out in your cube after one too many cups of coffee. PGP.

Boss took the day off. I’m not doing shit today. PGPM.

Needing two hands to count LinkedIn connections who are also former hookups

Someone viewing my profile on LinkedIn is more exciting than a match on Tinder. PGP.