Moving. PGP.

“No rush, but I need this done ASAP.” PGP.

Went to the store to buy beer today. Handed the cashier my ID; she replied, “Oh no, you’re old enough..” I’m 22. PGP.

Buzzwords, beer, and business. PGP.

My eye doctor says my constant eye fatigue is from staring at a computer screen all day. PGP.

Pulled a muscle playing corn hole yesterday at the company outing. PGP.

Too broke to change my Brita filter so I guess I’ll just keep drinking Miller Lite. PGP.

Knowing the CEOs grandson will get promoted before you but still being pissed off when it actually happens. PGP.

Just got a rejection email from a job I applied for over a year ago. PGP.

Having a favorite Dilbert comic strip. PGP.