Refusing to believe you’re getting old until the newly hired grads start and you have nothing to talk to them about. PGP.

Fire alarm went off in the gym this morning with my keys, cloths, and wallet locked inside. PGP.

Parents threatening to kick you off the family phone plan. PGP.

Corporate policy: if over 6 hours travel time, you may fly and get a hotel. Otherwise, employees must drive up and no hotel may be expensed. I live 5.5 hrs door to door to the region meeting next week. PGP.

Realizing your entry-level analyst job is a lot like administrative assistant. PGP.

Not wanting to be known as “The Guy Who Does Nothing,” but not wanting to actually do anything. PGP.

Family knows I hate my job and asked “Why don’t you just go for a walk on your lunch break and see who’s hiring around the city?” PGP.

“Synergy.” PGP.