Trying to adult the Monday after a weekend at your alma mater. PGP.

Burned myself while ironing my shirt this morning. PGP.

Cried on my birthday. PGP.

Everybody in the office is sick. PGP.

One of my relatives asked how my work-life balance was. My first instinct was to laugh. PGP.

All of the work, none of the credit. PGP.

Getting text messages from my boss before I get to work in the morning. PGP.

Looking forward to the haircut I’m going to get on Saturday. PGP.

All my friends are getting engaged and I’m just sitting here watching Netflix. PGP.

Putting in my two weeks soon. Can’t stop fantasizing about never seeing these people again. PGP.