There is a constant parade of kids trick or treating through my office. PGP.

Overdrafted my account buying Plan B. PGP.

I was too tired to go out and enjoy Halloween. PGP.

IT didn’t bother to remove the “Give Away” sticker on my “new” laptop. PGP.

Got in late for the first time in over a year. Coworker decided to break out the “Just get here when you can” comment. PGP.

“This is just a stepping stone.” PGP.

Wore a white long sleeve shirt and fleece vest to work and now my coworker won’t stop calling me Han Solo and asking me why I shot first. PGP.

My new job starts in a week in a new city. I haven’t even started packing yet. PGP.