If I had $1 for every time I heard the phrase “touch base” in the office, I could afford to add avocado to everything. PGP.

My iPhone thinks I live at my office. PGP.

I go on LinkedIn sometimes when I’m at the bar. PGP.

Check engine light. PGP.

9am meeting the day after Labor Day. PGP

Land at LAX. Shuttle to the parking lot almost takes longer than flight. PGP.

Mid-meeting I got asked why I was there. PGP.

Being troubled by how excited you get about incoming calls from unknown numbers when you’re looking for a (better) job. PGP.

There’s a fire two floors below my office right now. Building management said to stay in our offices. PGP.

My boss refers to our cubicles as the “bullpen.” PGP.