Got stuck behind a school bus all the way to work today.

After I went home sick on Friday my manager ate my candy. PGP.

My apartment application was denied. PGP.

I teared up watching Parent Trap on Nick at Nite last night. PGP.

My “vacation” this year was visiting my parents for a week in Alabama. PGP.

Setting your alarm at the bar. PGP.

Entire Company has a half day, boss says need someone to “hold down the fort” until 4 p.m. while staring directly at you. PGP.

Getting into the office at 9 a.m. is fine, but leaving before 4 p.m. is a “half-day.” PGP.

I give zero fucks about what grade your kid is about to start. PGP.

I know it’s going to be a long day when I am greeted by the hand tap drum roll number on my cubicle by my boss. PGP.