My wife turned a discussion about me getting a raise in the near future into a fight. PGP.

Saving about $600 a month now that I’m single and I’m loving it. PGP

Checking a carry-on bag because you can’t part with your slightly overpriced but well worth it shaving cream. PGP.

My boss thinks it’s necessary to forward company-wide emails to us. PGP.

Waiting to send a wedding RSVP back til the last day on the off chance you actually find a plus one. PGP.

I almost set the office on fire today. PGP.

I can’t do work until my anxiety medicine kicks in. PGP.

I don’t know if I’m networking or dating. PGP.

First year giving out candy and ran out in less than an hour. PGP.

Fly flew into my coffee and died. PGP.