Went on a date in my home town with a girl from high school. The bartender was my dad’s best friend and the only other couple there was my neighbors. PGP.

One of my work friends got engaged today meanwhile I fucked my ex. PGP.

Exactly 1 person has to be physically in the office on Christmas Eve “in case of emergencies.” That person is me. PGP.

Starting just before the holidays and being expected to throw in money for gifts. PGP.

The IT Manager and the Marketing Manager are definitely involved and sit right next to me. Oh, to be 45 and divorced. PGP.

Blew a fuse with my space heater. PGP.

When someone gives you the stink-eye for using the bathroom not on “your” floor in the office building 100% owned by one company. PGP.