Relearning high school math for the GMAT. PGP.

There are now NFL head coaches younger than me. PGP.

I’ve already had to use half of my sick days. PGP.

Refusing to burn PTO on the impending ice storm then being the only one in the office who shows up. PGP.

Amber alerts while in the stall. PGP.

Refusing to read the “best jobs of 2017” articles because they make me too depressed. PGP.

I take the stairs to avoid my coworkers. PGP.

Got to the office 2 hours early to start working on my to-do list. Wifi is down. PGP.

The heat in our office building broke today. It’s 17 degrees outside. PGP.