Endless water cooler talk about the Oscars. PGP.

When your boss doesn’t show up for the day so the work load falls on you. PGP.

I have two sets of tupperware with similar but not matching lids and it’s slowly driving me insane. PGP.

The only company not taking today off. PGP.

Wine makes me sleepy. PGP.

Saving money on car washes by parking outside during thunderstorms. PGP.

Brought in donuts on my first Friday in the new office. Upside: everyone likes me. Downside: now I have no beer money for the weekend. PGP.

My work nickname has stuck and has absolutely nothing to do with me or my real name. PGP.

Our water cooler caught on fire. PGP.