I can’t wait to move to the burbs. PGP.

“Are you available to talk at noon today?” email from my boss. PGP.

Guy in the cube next to me got a standing desk. I feel like he’s always watching me now. PGP.

Didn’t talk to a single high school friend while home for vacation. PGP.

When a networking event turns into a date. PGP.

My first Tinder fling just got married. PGP.

My go-to drunk food place now knows my name and what I order. PGP.

Over drafted my checking account at Arby’s. PGP.

Putting in for use-or-lose PTO and getting denied. PGP.