Ran into my ex at the grocery store while holding eggs and champagne. PGP.

7:30 a.m. on a Monday and someone has already destroyed the bathroom. PGP.

Waiting for payday so I can finally Christmas shop. PGP.

Accidentally dressed exactly like my boss today. He thinks I’m mocking him. PGP.

Slipped on ice, threw my back out. No PTO left until 2017. PGP.

The out of town family couldn’t coordinate arrival dates so now there are 4 Christmas dinners. PGP.

Parents and in-laws both going apeshit about which family events we attend and for how long during the holidays. Let’s call the whole thing off. PGP.

Engagement Season. PGP.

Fell asleep drunk in my Uber ride home on Saturday night. PGP.