When you lie awake at night and remember that you forgot to send an important email. PGP.

Computer froze on timed slide 124 of 130 on your desktop and now you have to re-start all of the compliance training. PGP.

Dial into teleconference. Press mute button after greetings. PGP.

Older buddy at the bar complains about having to wait to receive what he calls a small 401K adjustment check due to CPA/tax correction; amount is twice my entire retirement savings. PGP.

Grocery shopping with the Scaries resulted in a panic attack in the produce section. PGP.

I’m still at work. PGP.

My hands swelled to almost twice their size due to an allergic reaction but I didn’t leave work because I didn’t want to wasted my PTO. PGP.

Just checked my mailbox for the first time in two weeks. I had no mail. PGP.

Older coworkers taking laps around the floor for “exercise”, while conversing loudly and out of breath. PGP.

A casino is opening up 15 minutes from my apartment. I don’t have a gambling problem but I might in two months. PGP.