Wife won’t let me buy a recliner. PGP.

Jealous of high school kids studying for their AP exams at Starbucks while working remotely. PGP.

Workin’ hard but it’s hardly workin’. PGP.

Making a bingo board of all the annoying things people do in my office. PGP.

Lying about your St. Patrick’s Day plans. PGP.

“Where’s your green?” PGP.

Double fisting coffee first thing in the morning. PGP.

Creating a PGP account while on a never-ending conference call. PGP.

Sent a department-wide email with a catastrophic typo. PGP.

Left the office 15 minutes before I turned 23. PGP.