There aren’t nearly as many “illions” in my bank account as I thought there would be at this point in my life. PGP.

Forgot an attachment on an email yesterday, still the butt of everyone’s joke this morning. PGP

It’s only 9:30 am and I’m already hiding under my desk.

Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor before beer, never been sicker. PGP

My father-in-law just endorsed me for Microsoft Excel on LinkedIn. PGP.

Too rich for income-restricted housing. Too poor for market value. PGP.

Finally synced my work email to my phone, now I’m “accessible” at all times. PGP.

Being afraid to ask your boss a question because you’re pretty sure you should already know the answer. PGP.

Coming back to a voicemail after your morning dump. PGP.

Was given Patriots day off, got an email at 8AM with a to do list. PGP