Having your Outlook open at 8am on a Sunday while hungover. PGP.

A senior colleague just scheduled a 4:30 on my calendar today (Friday). Fuck you man. PGP.

“Your request for time off has been denied.” SB16. PGP.

Dealing with overzealous TSA agents. PGP

My boss told me that every time I come in her office, she assumes something is wrong. PGP.

“It pays the bills.” PGP.

Quickly realizing you can’t keep up on your first spring break of grad school.

The guy who works next to me constantly thinks out loud. PGP.

I invested a few hundred of my refund check and blew the rest. Pgp.

Everyone being on their best behavior until they announce who got promoted.