We’re hiring new people and I just heard my boss say we need to “make room” for them. PGP

“Hey, you see what the powerball’s at now!?”

A week after moving I was told we are moving offices near my old place.

The floor below me has way nicer bathrooms than ours. PGP

The after-hours janitor cleaning around you in your cube. PGP.

Fantasizing about what you would say to your boss if you won the Powerball. PGP.

The new hires coming to me for advice.. HA. Like I know what I’m doing.

My boss told me his New Year’s resolution is to be on time to work, and that it should be mine too.

‘Happy New Year’ has been the first sentence in every single e-mail I’ve received today. PGP.

I used to wonder what the worst day of the year was until I woke up this morning.