Chris just came down and told me about his bowling league last night. I despise everything about Chris. PGP.

The person in the cube over from me will not stop humming Christmas songs. PGP.

If I don’t call it a “career” it means I haven’t given up on my dreams….right? …

College kids bitching about finals week. PGP.

Pulled something getting out of my car this morning. PGP

I fucking hate LinkedIn. PGP

Uber small talk. PGP.

Came back mentally from thanksgiving this morning. Checked out for Christmas this afternoon.

My parents and my dog are the only two things that could possibly love me in the mood I come home in. PGP

Debating the professional consequences of not attend the office holiday party