Used an old $20 at the grocery store. The cashier called someone over to look at it because she thought it was fake. PGP.

Listening to George Carlin at work. PGPM

That feeling when the horrible economy keeps older employees in senior positions longer. PGP

Cubicle decorating contests. PGP.

“If there’s anything else I can do to be helpful…” (If you email again I swear to god…)

Stopped for a bagel on my way to work. Someone brought bagels in for the office. PGP

In the future please….PGP

Felt a strange sense of pride after writing an email with the perfect amount of passive aggressive, before that response time anxiety kicked in. PGP

After adding a picture to my LinkedIn profile, I woke up to 4 requests to connect, all guys. One was at 2:15am from a guy I went on a date with 2 years ago. Professional Networking? PGP.

I just heard the phrase “ducks in a row” five times in one meeting. PGP.