Probably should have thrown some vodka in my OJ this morning

Listening to the women in my office justify their lunch choices

“Nice to e-meet you!”

Justifying your random assortment of furniture with “My future wife is just going to throw out all of my things anyway”. PGP.

“What’d you think of Bernie and Clinton last night?”

The guy that hovers at your desk in silence waiting for you to start a conversation. PGP

Check engine. PGP.

Woke up 20 minutes before my alarm feeling refreshed and ready for the day. Decided to “shut my eyes for a second” and I woke up to my alarm blaring, feeling like I had pulled an all nighter.