Going from the “18-24” to “25-34” age demographic on forms. PGP.

Reading the Chipotle bag in hopes of feeling inspired during lunch. PGP.

Your entire mood at the office being based on how long you’ve gone without caffeine. PGP

Being someone’s second string lunch buddy. PGP

One of my coworker’s absence can single-handedly make my day

Moving my younger brother into the dorms in my college town this weekend. I might die.

My personal hell involves having to listen to my coworkers humble brag about their children to each other.

Saved money all week to go out this weekend and I got a speeding ticket on the way into work.

Opening up projects that were finished months ago just to make it look like you are doing something. PGP

I am at the biological peak of my life and spend it at a desk