Office summer party is tomorrow. I don’t think I can take an extra 3+ hours of pretending to like these people. PGP.

“We’re going to start making some changes here in the office…”

Dropped my lunch on my floor this morning ,I stared at it for more than 5 seconds and now I can’t eat it. Happy Monday. PGP

Just had to explain why we have time-zones to a coworker. I graduated summa cum laude.

Coworker just used the term “pound” instead of hashtag when referring to a Tweet. PGP

Had to actually send a fax today. In the year 2015. PGP.

Having too much to do and not enough approval to do it.

I’ve been at the company for almost a year now. This will have been my longest relationship

I spent an hour looking at templates for a 2 week notice, I don’t even have another offer yet. PGP

I keep saying I have doctor’s appointments when really I’m going on interviews. I think my boss thinks I’m dying. PGP.