Knowing that any PTO requests should be made approximately 15mins after your boss has his mid-morning snack. PGP.

More than half of my coworkers are going through menopause. PGP.

The water faucet sensor in the bathroom doesn’t acknowledge my existence. PGP.

Hungover from a Sunday evening baby shower.

Sunday night cold sweats.

My boss just told me he pays his dog walker almost half of my salary. PGP.

“Man, where did (insert month) go?” PGP.

I’m excited about my order from Staples. PGP.