Bring your child to work day. PGP.

The overwhelming sense of relief when your boss says they aren’t coming in today. PGP

Got strep throat yesterday. My boss asked me if I was still coming in. She was legitimately pissed off when I told her the antibiotics take 24 hours to kick in. PGP.

My VP just told me I wouldn’t last a day in prison. PGP.

I’m not anti-social, I just don’t like anyone I work with. PGP.

Being pleasantly surprised when you find a full Brita pitcher in your fridge. PGP.

The sense of victory you get when you see someone you didn’t like from college post that they’re going to Grad School. PGP.

How the fuck did I graduate? PGP.

The rest of the company is at the annual summer picnic. I was told to stay at the office. PGP.

The “Where’s mine?” comment from the receptionist when you walk back in from picking up lunch. PGP.