Having over 250 connections on LinkedIn, yet not receiving a single endorsement.

I always check my “sent” folder to make sure I sent the email to the right person. PGP.

My manager’s power point formatting is giving me anxiety. PGP.

Let’s all run to the window because we’ve never seen rain before. PGP.

Slowly discovering all the spots you missed while shaving this morning. PGP.

The only other single girl my age in the office has a kid. PGP

My wife said I couldn’t run through the neighborhood without a shirt. PGP.

“It’s just not my day” describing every day of your life. PGP.

Knowing your the first in line of “non-essentials” to go when things turn bad.

“Firing up” your computer in the morning. PGP