Listening to “Rage Against The Machine” while actively being very much a part of the machine. PGP.

The stampede that ensues after the “there’s leftovers from last night’s event in the kitchen” email. PGP.

Having to fight the urge to click on someones LinkdIn profile because you know they’ll see it. PGP.

Just had to help my boss add a new desktop background.

Today I’ve stared at a blank computer screen. That’s it. PGP.

Had a dream I had a fist fight with a coworker I hate. It was awesome. Then I woke up #PGP

Really putting my Constanza moves to work this afternoon. PGP

I’m much better at professional relationships than I am at regular relationships. PGP.

My favorite pen ran out of ink. PGP.

Dated a co-worker. Now I have to walk the long way to the printer and break room. PGP.