Every manager and above has the day off and is checking in regularly.

I must be an asshole for trying to close deals between Christmas and NewYears

“I’ll wait for the New Year” has slowly become my excuse for everything.

Just got wedding invitation to watch a live-steam of the ceremony in Hawaii. Not an invitation to attend but to stream it online. PGP

Covering for all of your older coworkers who have more vacation time than you. PGP.

Gifts I ordered online were guaranteed to arrive by Christmas. They arrived today. PGP.

Had to be on a flight at 5:15 this morning for work this week.

Boss just called me from the Bahamas to let me know he was looking at the beach while I am working.

“A donation has been made in your name to the Human Fund.” PGP.

Expecting a raise despite the fact that i do absolutely nothing at work. PGP