My boss still has reindeer antlers and a Rudolph nose on her car. PGP

I emailed my two weeks since my boss is out of town. Haven’t heard back.

“Hey! February has an extra day this year!” PGP.

Just got a LinkedIn invite from a former Tinder hookup. PGP

Audibly saying “What the hell do you want” when you see an annoying customer call in #PGP

A free lunch just means you’re working though lunch. PGP.

having the money to travel, but not the time. PGP.

I’m snowed in, with my in-laws. PGP

Hid in a vacant office to avoid having to sing “Happy Birthday.” PGP.