My weekends: taking calls and answering emails in my bed still hungover. PGP.

I’m the only person on my team without a marriage, house, or kids. PGP.

Quadruple bogied my quarterly sales review. Pgp.

First day in my new office. Ate lunch alone in my truck. PGP.

Old coworker just entered the bathroom with a novel under his arm. I was jealous of his foresight. PGP

Fuck you and your cc-ing habit. PGP.

“You surpassed your annual billable hours goal by 35%, so I gave you a performance rating of ‘Meets Expectations’.” PGP.

My work’s “happy” hour is being held in the hallway outside of my cubicle.

My colleague just excitedly told me she has exactly 16 days and 2.25 hours left at this company. PGP.

“How goes the battle?” PGP.