I’ll shoot you an email.

Emailing your friend a link rather than posting it on their Facebook wall

Having horrible productivity in the afternoon because you’re discouraged from getting nothing done that morning.

Being annoyed when someone asks you to do your job. PGP

Someone brought Taco Bell breakfast to the office. There are 8 people crowded around asking how it is.

Undoing a week of responsible spending and dieting with a night of bar tabs and late night pizza. #PGP

Tore my meniscus playing softball. Doc either said, “You’re degenerating,” or “You’re a degenerate.” Either way, he’s right. PGP.

Learning the boss’s schedule so you can leave for lunch 2 minutes after him, and take 2 hours. PGP.

Meticulously reading the Employee Labor Laws poster in the break room in hopes of finding a violation I can report. PGP