All of your friends asking you to hook them up with the product your company makes. PGP.

“It’s cold in here today.” -Everyone. PGP.

My cubicle is on the end of the row and has two walls. The rest of the office uses 8 square feet of my area as a shortcut.

Someone brought Taco Bell breakfast to the office. There are 8 people crowded around asking how it is.

Viewing no traffic in school zones as the only positive of spring break.

Placing bets on who will leave the company first. PGP.

Using your web cam like a rearview mirror. PGP.

My iron is turned on more often than my Xbox. PGP.