My boss controls the music in the office. Her favorite band is Good Charlotte. PGP.

Last week I got engaged to the love of my life. We met on Tinder. PGP.

I keep so much medicine at my desk for different ailments that coworkers call me “The Pharmacist.” PGP.

Getting yelled at for 5 minutes for being 1 minute late. PGP.

Allergy meds and coffee being the closest you’ve come to speedballing since spring break senior year. PGP.

“How is Tiger doing?” PGP.

That feeling of panic that hits when someone says your name on a conference call. PGP.

Faking it until you make it, and not knowing what to do after that. PGP.

When you’re so bored that you actually start doing some work. PGP.

My “tax refund” this year is as depressing as the elevator ride up to my office every day. PGP.