Trying to figure out how to make a Lunchables pizza, 2 cans of SpaghettiOs and meatballs, and some shredded cheese last me until payday. PGP.

There’s a guy having an incredibly audible conversation with his wife in a bathroom stall while the guy in the stall next to him is just destroying the toilet. PGP.

Masturbating out of boredom. PGP.

Not removing your headphones from the time when you walk through the door in the morning until quitting time. PGP.

A bad day on the golf course is better than a good day at the office. PGP.

1: “How are you this morning? 2: “I’m here.” PGP.

Power pointing at your boss as you leave the office for happy hour. PGP.

“I’m thinking about getting my real estate license.” PGP.

1: “Something is wrong.” 2: “Have you tried restarting it?” PGP.