Leaving the last bit of your lunch unfinished and in front of you so when coworkers come over to talk they think they’re interrupting. PGP.

Working an event for your company at the local career fair and bringing your resume along to pass to other companies. PGP.

“Hope you’re doing well!” means “I don’t know how to begin an email.” PGP.

Getting a phone call telling you to be on the lookout for an email. PGP.

Stealing a Tabasco from Chipotle is the biggest rush I’ve gotten in 2014. PGP.

Happy hour not being long enough. PGP

An unexpected bill side-lining your plans for the entire month. PGP.

1: “Why the shit do we have work tomorrow?” 2: “On the plus side, traffic will be light.” PGP.