Using your current employer’s printer and scanner to send out your signed offer letter. PGP.

Can’t remember the last time I bought Gatorade for a sports-related reason. PGP.

Thought I was getting yelled at via email because it was in all caps. Turns out my coworker is just a moron. PGP.

After getting your first house, the most exciting purchases you make are a grill and lawn mower. PGP.

Getting yelled at for not responding to an email your boss forgot to send in the first place. PGP.

Couples who publicly celebrate monthiversaries, we’re not in middle school anymore. PGP.

That soul crushing moment when you realize the report you’ve been working on for the last month will be glanced at once. If you’re lucky. PGP.

This is my coffee mug. There are many like it, but this one is mine. PGP.

Finishing your work well in advance of when it’s due, but only handing it in slightly early to avoid being given more work. PGP.

I feel like I’m Leonardo DiCaprio from Catch Me If You Can. Every day I go to my new job, dressing and acting like I belong, and wondering when they’ll figure out I don’t know shit. PGP.