The office 10 is an everywhere else 6. PGP.

1: “I’m sure you’re really busy.” 2: “Yeah, I’m not.” PGP.

I started watching Survivor just so me and my boss have something to talk about. PGP.

I have way more money in my 401k than my bank account. They swore I wouldn’t even miss it. PGP.

My boss uses “swag” interchangeably with “estimate.” PGP.

“One-upping” is now about who had the most shit to deal with at work that week. PGP.

1: “You watch the game last night?” 2: “Which one?” PGP.

Dying a little more inside each time you make eye contact with a hopeful, eager interviewee. PGP.

My boss just asked if I’ve heard the song “What does the fox say?” PGP.

I don’t know if I’m terrible at budgeting or if I’m just not making enough money. PGP.