I make my lunches the night before. PGP

Embarrassed myself at company happy hour…again. PGP.

Called into a 150+ person conference call and spent the first 20 minutes listening to them take roll. PGP.

Moved my dinning room table last night. Woke up with lower back pain this morning. PGP.

Wasted Wednesday now means the day was wasted in meetings. PGP.

Realizing the warm summer weather will have almost no impact on your daily life. PGP.

Monday: one person in the office is sick. Wednesday: everyone in the office is sick. PGP.

Turn down for what? Turned down for a raise, that’s what. PGP.