Still can’t grow a beard. PGP

Got asked by a bald coworker if I was thinning up top. He then proceeded to tell me, “Don’t fight it.” PGP.

I probably peaked at 21. Maybe 22. PGP.

Coworkers acting like they’ve never seen a Catholic on Ash Wednesday. PGP.

Optional always meaning mandatory. PGP.

Mandatory “diversity awareness” training. PGP

Found myself explaining tinder to everyone at work; they looked at me like I had just discovered fire. PGP.