When buying new jeans is easier than losing the weight. PGP

My boss just bought a car that’s worth more than twice my salary. PGP.

My paycheck feels like a participation award. PGP.

Not only have my friends been getting married, but now some of them are getting divorced. PGP.

Bought 20 shares of Powerball today. PGP.

Of all the things that usually crush my soul on a Wednesday, I never expected one of them to be Netflix. PGP.

I can’t remember a time when I wasn’t at least a little tired. PGP

Worked all Monday with a koozie in my back pocket. #PGP