Having the choice between taking PTO or driving 30 miles through snow and ice.

Showed up early enough to be on time, but late enough to miss out on free bagels. PGP.

I have got to stop drinking like I’m still in college. PGP.

Team Snapchat was the only person to wish me a happy Valentine’s Day. PGP.

The last two girls I have been with have gotten engaged to the guy after me. PGP.

Just got a text from the office manager saying we are opening the office late due to the snow. I was already here. PGP.

Forget the freshman fifteen, the cubicle fifteen is real. PGP.