I just can’t get up early enough to cook breakfast. PGP.

Meal replacement bars. PGP

Got up and made some coffee just to kill a few minutes. PGP.

Having sex with my shirt on.

Pondering your lunch plan four hours before lunch. PGP.

Having the constant fear that my mute button will malfunction at the worst possible time. PGP.

Listening to coworkers rephrase SportsCenter sound bites as their own opinions. PGP.

Having more stacks of plastic to-go cups than nice drinking glasses in your apartment. PGP.