It’s 8:30 a.m. on a Monday. Someone already burned popcorn.
Updating your LinkedIn after a rough work week.
My boss told me to take it easy this weekend. #PGP
“If I’m not already out before 9 pm, I won’t be going out.” PGP
Got an email from Credit Karma wishing me a happy birthday. #PGP
Blowing your nose with paper towels. PGP.