I’m on a first name basis with all of the over the phone IT guys. PGP

Been calling a new guy Steve for two weeks. He emailed me today that his name is Rick. PGP.

Keeping a mental list of coworkers who don’t wash their hands PGP

Inspirational quotes in email signatures. PGP.

Custodian just has to clean the restroom right as I’m in the middle of dropping the Browns off at the Super Bowl. PGP

muting the call so you can fart.

My college jeans don’t fit anymore. PGP.

Saw the sun for the first time today on my commute home. PGP.

At least they took the time to send a rejection email.

The old guy next to me uses talk to text. PGP.