I left the bar at 9:15 on Saturday because I was tired. PGP
I haven’t had a tinder match in weeks. PGP
Do you have any tums? PGP.
Called in sick and my boss asked if I could come in for a little while.
Already thinking about how early you’ll go to bed tonight shortly after waking up.
Starting to recognize the same cars every morning on your commute. PGP.
That 2 o’clock feeling when you realize you already lost your office bracket challenge. PGP.
It’s Friday and I’m here. That should be good enough. PGP.
Every single upset that I picked didn’t happened. PGP.