I left the bar at 9:15 on Saturday because I was tired. PGP

I haven’t had a tinder match in weeks. PGP

Do you have any tums? PGP.

Called in sick and my boss asked if I could come in for a little while.

Already thinking about how early you’ll go to bed tonight shortly after waking up.

Starting to recognize the same cars every morning on your commute. PGP.

That 2 o’clock feeling when you realize you already lost your office bracket challenge. PGP.

It’s Friday and I’m here. That should be good enough. PGP.

Every single upset that I picked didn’t happened. PGP.