Coworkers who think Flo from Progressive is hilarious. PGP.

One of our suppliers gave me Lakers tickets. I sold them for cash. PGP.

Frozen dinner for two, for one. PGP.

“I don’t know, make the intern figure it out.”

My coworker asked me to read something to her because I knew the Greek Alphabet and she didn’t. They were Roman Numerals. PGP

Added a girl from TFM’s Babe of the day on Instagram. Girlfriend made me delete my account after. PGP

Went from still drunk to hung over in the same meeting this morning. PGP.

“I’m really busy with work” being the go-to excuse for not dating. PGP.

Sunday morning shakes at church.

Reading PGP on a Friday night because I’ve been asked to come in early on Saturday. PGP