Bought a steamer to save on dry cleaning. I’m way to lazy to use it. Pgp.

I hate everyone I work with. PGP.

Just found out the girl I’ve been texting has a 6 year old. PGP.

I’m the only one in the office who can fix the copier when it jams. That’s real job security.

“Which way did you take to get around that accident”? #PGP

Sort by Price: Low to High. PGP.

The desperate search for decent talk radio when traveling for work.

Happy Hour on a Monday? This can’t go wrong right?

Had a dentist appointment this morning. Thanks to the laughing gas it was the highlight of my day. PGP.

Someone broke into my car last night and took literally none of my possessions. PGP.